Monday, June 20, 2011

X-men on Holiday

Now that I've devoured the first 105 or so X-Men comics, I've come to yet another startling conclusion: X-Men vacations suck. Just look at the graph below.

As you can see, not only do the X-Men encounter much more danger than they expect when they take a vacation, they encounter more danger overall than they would have if they just stayed home. Never in 105 issues of X-Men have they taken a vacation that wasn't immediately ruined by danger beyond their wildest imaginations. If they had just stayed home clipping their toenails and waiting for Cerebro to warn them of incoming danger, not only would they be more prepared to face it, it wouldn't be nearly as cataclysmic as anything they face on holiday. I guess it sucks to be one of the X-Men because you really never get a day off.

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